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Rant: Cookie Monster Tells is Like it Is
The Cookie Monster has graciously agreed to provide the pictorials today for my rant.
My Mac desktop is almost out of hard disk space. That's the computer I download all my music that "doesn't have their papers" to. Now, I need to find some geeky Mac boy to help me.
I'm on a diet. I'm supposed to be eschewing carb and sugar packed goodies in favor of healthy snacks.
I've been doing this for about three weeks now. Wanna know where I am in terms of progress?
I left my phone at home yesterday. I had to go home during lunch and get it because I felt bereft because I couldn't text. Yes, I am a texting crackhead.
Everyone is seriously annoying me today. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that I am in a crap mood and your best bet is to leave me alone. People keep calling me and texting me and coming up to me to solve their problems. I am two seconds away from exploding.
I actually watched Sesame Street with my friend's little girl. Why is the Cookie Monster not allowed to eat cookies? That's a bunch of crap. He's the COOKIE monster, people. Grrr.
School starts next week and my tuition is out of this world. I agree with Margaret Dashwood in Sense and Sensibility. Piracy is our only option. At this point, there only seems to be one other option open to me.
I need to hang up all my clothes. No, I still haven't done it. I have not been looking like my usual fashionista self because I can't find all my coordinating accessories because they are buried under my clothes. My closet looks like Mt. Vesuvius exploded and left clothes everywhere. Oh well, I have to remind myself that even fashion icons like Heidi can't look 100% "on" all the time......
State of the Union: In dire need of COOKIES!!!!!
Listening to: When I Grow Up by the Pussy Cat Dolls
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Posted: 12:46 PM, Thu 21 Aug 2008 in Rant |
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I made tookies the other day :D
Didn't you know cookie monster has been forced to learn a new song that agrees with peoples sense of healthy eating, no more "C is for cookie" and the like, he now sings "A Cookie is a Sometimes Snack" wtf is up with that? |
Posted by sarai at 1:43 PM, Thu 21 Aug 2008 |
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| yeah, wtf is up with that... And they wonder what is happening to the young. GREAT post girl. lol :) |
Posted by windy at 2:28 PM, Thu 21 Aug 2008 |
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Give me a cookie over a carrot any day. I hate this PC crap. A Cookie Monster eats cookies. If they want to project healthy eating than create a Veggie Monster.
Enjoyed your post :) |
Posted by Nikkie at 3:49 PM, Thu 21 Aug 2008 |
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| LOL. I want some cookies now, actually. |
Posted by SassyPants at 7:59 PM, Thu 21 Aug 2008 |
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What a cute entry!
I just made cookies last week and gladly would have shared them with Cookie Monster! |
Posted by DeeJay at 8:21 PM, Thu 21 Aug 2008 |
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LOl, I love this post...
The fun part is watching cookie monster cram the cookies into his mouth. You mean he can't do that anymore? Well, that's just not right... |
Posted by LauriesAsylum at 9:55 PM, Thu 21 Aug 2008 |
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That's the cutest post I've ever seen......:D I laughed so hard at the cookie monster with all the fruit in front of him. Sorry you had a bad day, but I hope it got better.
I used to watch Sesame Street faithfully with my oldest daughter. I guess it's changed...I agree, wtf is up with that?? ....lol |
Posted by lisalisabobisa at 11:00 PM, Thu 21 Aug 2008 |
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Ha! HA! Even Heidi looks like cookie monster!
Sesame Street is great when your on pain meds..I watched it when I first got out of the hospital. I missed the old cookie monster! |
Posted by littleMissConfused at 1:25 PM, Fri 22 Aug 2008 |
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NysaK: TThey need to make a Veggie Monster and stop messing with iconic role models in my life. Viva la cookies!!!!
Windy: Cookies aren't making their kids fatties. Not letting their kids go out and play is what's making them fatties. We scarfed down cookies and lived to tell the tale. Jeez.....
Nikkie: I refuse to be PC. That's too many rules and restrictions to follow. I have always hated carrots. I got put on this new diet where I don't have to eat them anymore. That's the only silver lining to this. I have good cookie recipes.
Sassy: I want some cookies, too. Unfortunately, I'm about to go to class, so none for me. :(
DeeJay: You ever notice Cookie Monster was always the happiest character on Sesame Street? The only time he was ticked off was when someone tried to take the cookies? There's a lesson in there.....
Laurie: I used to cram raisins in my mouth like he did cookies. It was one of those gross things I'm glad I grew out of.
Lisa: I saw that picture and I died laughing. He perfectly expressed how I was feeling. It is unnatural to see the Cookie Monster eating fruit. It just is. That would be like the Count eating tuna fish packed in water instead of peanut butter sandwiches.
LMC: I went looking for that picture on purpose because this gossip site that I read had that picture below the caption" Call PETA! Pregnant Heidi ate the Cookie Monster and made a coat out of him!" One of my friends recommends Sesame Street and the Smurfs after eating "magic brownies."
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Posted by slayerbarbie at 6:47 PM, Wed 27 Aug 2008 |
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| Sesame Street and the Smurfs after eating "magic brownies"......It's the only way to watch either of those shows! I used to laugh so hard at them that my sides would hurt. |
Posted by littleMissConfused at 7:15 PM, Thu 28 Aug 2008 |
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| I don't care what anyone says. Smurfette was the Village Tramp. |
Posted by slayerbarbie at 7:37 PM, Thu 28 Aug 2008 |
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