Dating Diaries: Trash Deserves Trash...What? Too Harsh?

When my relationships go belly up, I generally don't blog about why they went bad. Well, except in the case of Naughty Nanny Dude because that was way too bizarre and too funny *not* to blog about it. I said that I wouldn't post the reasons in an open forum and I haven't. It does astound me that, for someone that claims to love me so deeply, and do anything for me to keep me happy, for someone who said that, if my cancer came back, would take care of me, he broke the world's speed record for rebounding with his ex. Thanks to the keen eye of my friend Jen, who wanted to ensure that I don't go back to "Retard Richard" as she calls him, she did a little recon and came up with a timeline that even I can't ignore. She is nosy to a fault and went smooth up on his My Space page and started looking at his pictures. She came up with this: Yes, she looks like a total hood rat.This is his ex-booty call, his words, not mine, that he says used to come over and try to hook up with him when we were together and yes, according to him, she was a stripper. Where? I have no idea, but I hear the Landing Strip will hire anyone, so hey. Whatevs. I don't spend too much time looking at his pictures or his page because, makes me sound bad as a girlfriend, I didn't particularly care and there were so many grammatical mistakes and punctuation errors that it made my head hurt. Well, Jen noticed that, after I went and got my car and assorted items of mine that he had in his possession, he added this one: They were obviously taken on the same day at the same party so why the subterfuge in not putting it up until after he was sure that I wasn't coming back if he didn't do anything with her. I don't understand why he tried to hide it in the first place. Even when we were together, I didn't care that he was still friends with her. I really didn't. That, in itself, should have told me what I really though about our relationship because I am not only the baddest bitch, I have to be the *only* bitch. I know he can't be by himself. He is one of those people that *has* to have someone physically there or else he will go insane and I know that he's a big ol' horndog that needs sex constantly, so I know he hooked up with her. I'm a big ol' horndog, too, so the fact that I was coming up with excuses to not sleep with him should have been a red flag in itself. Sleuthy Jen, as I now call her, checked his updates and figured out, by his status and mood page, that he hooked up with her less than a week after we broke up. I hadn't even gone to pick up my stuff yet and, that same night, after he slept with her, he texted me telling me that he missed me. Uh....okay? I hadn't deleted him from my My Space page even though multiple people told me I should. His little sister is on my page as well and I'd have to delete her as well and *she* never did anything to me. I don't look at his page and I assumed he didn't look at mine until he started sending me messages. What ticked me off and prompted this entry? He commented on the fact that I had gone to Schlitterbahn and said that, if I ever wanted to go again, to let him know because he had the hook up. Wanna know who is hook up is? His fricking hook up! Yes, that skanky stripper. I think she works there or knows someone that does. How do I know? Sleuthy Jen pointed out the update that said he had an unexpected trip to Schlitterbahn. Oh, and this: Skank wearing bikini? Check. Hand positioned like she was stroking his hair? Check. Me vomiting in my mouth that I would ever date a jackass that would actually try and run game on the girl that *invented* the game? Check. For the record, the part that has me steamed isn't that he's hooking up with her. He can do whatever he likes with whomever he likes. It's *MY* observation skills that has me wanting to choke the living shit out of his ass. I noticed something that Jen couldn't pick up on because she didn't know what she was looking at. The part that has me just BRASSED OFF is the fact that see that iTrip sitting on her lap? That's mine. That's mine, too. The part that has me absolutely fucking LIVID? See that jacked up tint on the passenger side window at the top and the smudge stain in the middle? He caused that stain when he put his greasy, gelled up hair against the window one day when I was driving him to his parent's house. Yes, people, that's MY FUCKING CAR! He rode that bitch around in MY FUCKING CAR! I'm so pissed off, my hands are shaking. He was a loser. I didn't figure it out at first because he hid his craziness well. I will never, ever, EVER forgive or forget this. I want to go OLD TESTAMENT on his ass. I want to run into him and mess him up, all the while wearing that shirt shirt You know. The one that Lindsey Lohan wore on TRL after she and Wilmer Whatshisname broke up: You had best believe there will be retribution. I will go Old Testament, Vengeance-is-Mine-Thus-Saith-the-Lord on him. State of the Union: Over loser men Listening to: Irreplaceable by Beyonce and, believe me, the irony of the lyrics about the dude riding his jumpoff around in a car that Beyonce bought isn't lost on me, trust.

Posted: 7:41 PM, Fri 4 Sep 2009 in Dating Diaries

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Untitled Comment Oh that's cold! You better hope loser boy never shows up in Minnesota. I have months of pent up anger from dealing with stupid ass-hole customers....I would love to beat his scrawny ass....and give him no reason why until I'm done....then I would walk away (after spitting on him) and say "That's for Slayer, don't mess with my freinds" You know he will probablly pick up crabs or some std from that skank....she just looks like the type! Just chalk him up as one more toad on your way to prince charming. You deserve so much better then him! Posted by littleMissConfused at 8:54 AM, Sat 5 Sep 2009 Link

Untitled Comment OMG... When I got to the part where you said that was your car, my heart started doing flip flops. He brought her into YOUR CAR!! That's almost as bad as your bed. And look at the smirk on her face, almost like she knew you would someday see that photo. Gaaaa! You must get revenge! Posted by LauriesAsylum at 1:09 PM, Sat 5 Sep 2009 Link

Untitled Comment Sorry it didn't work out - he looks hunky but looks aren't everything - I'm sure you'll find someone that isn't such a creep next time! Posted by Chandramoon at 7:17 AM, Mon 7 Sep 2009 Link