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Meme: Because it's Been Forever
Will you have sexual intercourse within the next two weeks?
Doubt it. I'm on a self-imposed sexual exile.
Do you think your ex still wants to be with you?
Probably. All his other girlfriends were skanks, stupid, or stupid skanks.
Has a boyfriend/ girlfriend ever put alcohol/drugs before you?
Nope.
Do you honestly have feelings for someone at the moment?
Sure do. Whether he reciprocates them remains to be seen....
Do you like when people call you things like "baby", "sweetie", "hun", etc?
Depends on if I know and, more importantly, LIKE the person saying it.
Let's say you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
Hell to the NO! Fast forward to the next question.
Will this Friday be a good one?
It's payday, so yes.
Do you believe that love lasts forever?
God's love does.
What's wrong with you right now?
How much time do you have?
When will your next kiss be?
When he finally gets his head out of his ass and realizes I have a mad crazy crush on him...
Who was the last person in bed with you?
I went to go huddle under the covers with my mama.
Have you been a happy, angry, or sad person lately?
I've been happy on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, but sad on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Are you wasting your time on someone?
No, I think I'm on the mend from him and moving on.
What's the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
That both parties not be crazy.
Where do you wish you were right now?
On the beach with the boy I'm crushing on.
Is it okay to kiss people when you're single?
Sure is. That's one of the first steps to becoming coupled up.
Have you ever broken anyone's heart?
Sure have, but it wasn't my fault they fell in love.
Tell the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
I liked the way he smiles at me and, even though he doesn't know it, I *adore* his accent, even though I tease him about it.
Is there a person that will always have a place in your heart?
A few people, actually.
Does someone like you right now?
I'm sure I have some stalker out there that's wanking off to pictures of me.
Have you ever kissed anyone with a name that starts with B, H, E or J ?
Does it make me a skank if I say ALL of them.
Are you and the last person you kissed in a relationship?
Heck no. He was a stage five clinger.
Honestly, what's on your mind?
Graduating some time before I turn 50.
When was the last time you kissed someone?
December.
Is there a person that means a lot to you?
Lots of 'em.
Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed?
No, he kept trying to hop on top of me and I kept having to fight him off, so there was no sleeping involved.
If you married the last person that you texted what would your last name be?
Bamba. I'd be Guamanian.
What's the first thing that pops into your head when you think of last summer?
Cabo San Lucas.
Do you believe teenagers can be in love and stay in love?
I did, so I know it's possible.
State of the Union: Sleepy
Listening to: Here With Me by Dido |
Posted: 4:29 PM, Tue 2 Feb 2010 in meme |
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Meme Quiz Time: Are You a Hood Rat?
I saw this on Media Take Out and I *had* to take it. I wanted to know if I was a hoodie or not/
1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan.
(5 points) {I used Michael Jackson's Off the Wall}
2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10points) {Do dirt roads count as a street}
3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood.
(5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)
4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt.
(3 points for each) {Had to go pick my own switch}
5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.
(2points) {That wasn't ghetto. I lived down the street and there was no bus service}
6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.
(5 points)
7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.
(5 points)
8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light.
(2 points each) {Guilty as charged}
9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.
(2 points + 2 if he rang a bell) {We used to have a Blue Bell truck on our street}
10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers".
(5 points)
11. If you've ever run from the police on foot.
(5 points + 5 if you got away)
12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove.
(5 points + 15 if you still do it) {My nana used to do that}
13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape.
(5 points)
14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge.
(1 point each)
15. You've ever used Tussy Deodorant.
(5 points)
16. You've never been to the dentist.
(15 points)
17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay, tee-tee etc.
(10 points)
18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason.
(3 points)
19. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house.
(2 points)
20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense
(for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.)
(5 points)
21. You use 'n'em to describe a certain group of people ( for example Craig'n'em or Momma 'n'em). {Only in Dimebox}
(5 points)
22. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.
(5points)
23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it.
(10 points)
24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair.
(10 points)
25. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate.
(2 points) {Anyone that says that haven't done this is lying.}
26. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails.
(5 points)
27. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words.
(10 points)
28. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (15 points)
29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?"
(10 points)
30. You think Tupac is still alive.
(20 points)
31. If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points.
(25points)
-- Now the totals...
0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs
51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex-hood rat
76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh?
150 points or more - Still there, huh?
What’s your score???? I got a 44. A lot of my answers came from summers in Dime Box. We weren't hood rats; we were just country as hell....
State of the Union: Tickled (and looking for some Now and Laters)
Listening to: Piece of My Heart by Janis Joplin |
Posted: 3:14 PM, Mon 31 Aug 2009 in meme |
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Meme: 20 Things I Hate About You
Just kidding, but that Miley Cyrus song is on. You know which one. Anyway, I stole this from everybody and I'm procrastinating because I should be studying for my Logic test. No matter, how hard I study, I get a C anyway, so why bother?
Anywho......
1. Who was your first love?
Phillip Bays. We were in first grade and I pushed him down and told him he had to be my boyfriend because I said so. He agreed and shared his Pop Rocks with me (Sad how my dating life hasn't evolved much from then, isn't it?).
2. Who was your first kiss and when?
Phillip Bays. I kissed him to say thanks for the Pop Rocks (Yes, LMC, I was putting out, even then).
3. Who was your first prom date?
My senior year, my butthole boyfriend, Anthony, refused to take me, so I went by myself, looked really hot, danced all night with my friends and their dates, and then he picked me up, took me to Bennigans before we went to this seedy motel in Bastrop for a night of passion.
4. Who was your first roommate?
That would be loser non-prom date Anthony.
5. What was your first job?
My first job I actually got paid for was bagging groceries at the grocery store for chump change.
6. What was your first car?
I had a red Neon.
7. When did you go to your first funeral?
My great grandmother's when I was seven.
9. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?
I was 26. I lived in Las Cruces for a little more than a year and now I'm back in my hometown. I can never leave my mama long term. I don't know how to quit her.
10. Who was your first grade teacher?
I had Mr. Campos for half of the year and then we moved to Oak Hill and I had Ms. Dumas. The funniest part? Mr. Campos was the uncle of nonprom boyfriend Anthony.
11. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
I went to Montreal with my dad when I was three.
13. Where did you go for your first date and who was it with?
On my first official date that my mom actually knew about? Hmm, I went to dinner and a movie with nonprom boyfriend. In case you didn't get the memo, my mom didn't let me "officially" date until I was 18, no f'ing lie.
14. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
Latra Szal. We were 12. We snuck out just to say we did. Oh yeah, and she smoked a cigarette she stole from my nana.
15. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them?
Latra was my first girl best friend. She lives here in Austin, I think. I should look her up on Facebook. My first guy best friends were my brother, Brandon, and Gianni.
16. Who was the first person to send you flowers?
Gianni when I was 12. My mom pitched a fit (She was in the middle of her Fundamentalist phase and boys {and foozball} were The Devil).
17. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parents house?
Off of South Congress and Ben White in Anthony's cousin's house. That was not a good time. We were like Romeo and Juliet, rebelling against our disapproving parents and you know how those clowns ended up....
18. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
Julie
19. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen?
I have been a bridesmaid 22 times. The first time was when I was 16 when my friend's sister, Ashley, got knocked up and the shot gun put in a cameo appearance....
20. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Roll over and go back to sleep because I'm normally having a good dream about a hot guy wearing some type of uniform.
WTH is up with that last question? We're strolling down memory lane and then you ask me what I do in the morning. Random much.......
State of the Union: Befuddled at that last bit
Listening to: Joey by Concrete Blonde (All this high school stuff got me nostalgic). |
Posted: 10:02 PM, Sun 8 Mar 2009 in meme |
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Meme: ABC's
I stolded this from NysaK on BookFace.
A - Allergies: Grass, trees, pollen, mold, pet dander, marijuana...there's like 50 more.
B - Bed size: Full. I sleep alone.
C - Chore you hate: Vacuuming
D - Dad's Name: Which one? My mama's been married four times. Myron, Gary, John, Earl.
E - Essential start-your-day item: Juice
F - Favorite actor(s): Uhhh...Aidan Turner on All My Children and Johnny, Lucky, and Nikolas on General Hospital. I don't care about their acting skills. They're just hot.
G - Gold or silver: Silver
H - Height: 5'5 and 3/4"
I - Instruments you play(ed): Tone deaf. Wait, do my finger cymbals for belly dancing count?
J - Job title: Ruler of the Universe
K - Kid(s): Yeah, other people's.
L - Living arrangements: I live in a swank pimp pad solo.
M - Mom's name: Rubie.
N - Nicknames: Dee Dee Dynamite, Dynamite, Dee (I hate it when people call me that), Deeds (only old old friends use that one), Auntie Dee Dee, Heinous Bitch.
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Car wreck, every time my mum or nana went into the hospital,
P - Pet peeve(s): People eating off my plate, people wearing my clothes or shoes, people touching my stuff, dumb people, stalker people...the list goes on forever
Q - Quotes you like: "Shit, Bitch. You is fine."
R - Right- or left-handed: Right, but left for certain things
S - Sports you played: football, tennis, lacrosse, badmitton, softball
T - Time you wake up: 10:00 a.m
WTH? Where's U?
V - Vegetable you dislike: Okra, limp zucchini, squash without Velveeta
W - Ways you run late: Waiting for other people.
X - X-rays you've had: Teeth, hand, breasts, chest, head
Y - Yummy food you make: Everything I make is nummy goodness, but I do make my spaghetti sauce from scratch.
Z - Zodiac: I don't believe in it, but I'm a Libra.
State of the Union: Friday! Friday! Friday!
Listening to: It's Friday, I'm in Love by the Cure (Funny. I *only* listen to this song on Fridays) |
Posted: 6:03 PM, Fri 20 Feb 2009 in meme |
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Meme: More Meme Thievery
I nicked this from Twisty who nicked it from NysaK who nicked it from....wait. Don't I sound like I'm talking in Bible? So and so begat so and so who begat so and so. Anywho:
001. Real name – Bond. James Bond. I don’t want to put my real name because what if my mum googles it and learns what I’ve really been up to?
002. Nickname(s) – Dee Dee, Auntie Dee Dee, D, Dynamite, White Girl (only by family members), Blatina (cuz I’m Black and Latina per Jules), Deeds (only by a select few).
003. Status – Completely in love with Tyler Christopher, Greg Vaughn, and Brandon Barash (Nikolas, Lucky and Johnny for those that don’t watch GH)
004. Zodiac sign – Libra, but I don’t believe in that stuff.
005. Male or female – My lovely lady lumps say female.
006. Religion – Jewish and Christian and….
007. Elementary – Patton.
008. Middle School – O’Henry.
009. High School – Austin High.
010. Hair color – Reddish brown.
011. Eye color – Brown.
012. Loud or Quiet – Depends on who the guy is and how much I’ve had to drink. *evil grin*
013. Sweats or Jeans – Jeans. I don’t wear sweats. Now, yoga pants…
014. Phone or Camera – Phone. All my friends have cameras, but I couldn’t live without being able to text.
015. Health freak – That’s the only kind of freak I’m not….
016. Favorite Physical Quality – My smile. Most people don’t make it above my breasts, but I like my smile.
017. Do you have a crush on someone? – See question #3.
019. Piercing – Ears and belly.
020. Tattoos – Tribal butterfly on back.
021. Water or Fire – Water.
022. Love of your life or 4 Billion Dollars – Love of my life. His family is loaded so it’s a win-win.
023. First fear – Going to Hell.
024. First best friend –Latra Szal (She was Polish).
025. First award –All A Honor Roll in First Grade (Yes, I was a nerd, even back then).
026. First crush – Phillip Bays in 1st grade. He’s still one of my best friends.
027. First pet – We had a mutt called Sambo.
028. First car trip – We went to Padre when I was four.
029. First big birthday – Sweet Sixteen at the Plaza in New York City.
030. Siblings – One older sister, one younger sister, three younger brothers and one the same age as me.
033. Favorite Dessert – Chocolate truffles.
034. Favorite toy in your house – Does Tivo count as a toy?
035. Ring? - I only wear the claddagh ring Gianni gave me for Valentine's Day last year.
036. Favorite Season - Spring.
037. Favorite Flower(s) – Tullips and pink roses.
038. Favorite Spice – Cayenne and Tumeric
039. Pancakes or Waffles – Pancakes, totally.
040. Left- or Right-handed – Right, except when playing finger cymbals.
041. Virgin? Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
042. How many relationships have you been in? Multiple bullshit ones. Three super serious ones.
043. Silver or Gold? Silver.
044. Checkers or Chess? Darts.
045. Desktop or laptop?- Laptop. I can IM and watch t.v. at the same time.
046. Ever been Out of the country? – Many, Many times.
047. Where? Mexico, Canada, U.K. France, Switzerland, Australia, Russia. Greece, Rome, Netherlands, Germany.
048. Big City or Small town? – Small town.
049. Favorite Food type – Italian and Greek.
050. Favorite Drink- Alchoholic: Champagne and Gin and Tonic Non alcoholic: horchata.
051. Dogs or Cats – Dogs
052. I'm about to – Go on a lunch date
053. Listening to – Gravity by Sara Bareilles
054. Plans for today – Lunch date, finish work shift, go to an Honor Society meeting and then go to Julie’s birthday party at Cork and Co,
055. Waiting for – my prince to come.
056. Your Height – 5’5
057. Contacts or Glasses – Neither. I was blessed with perfect vision.
058. Want kids? – Someone else’s
059. Want to get married? – Yes, and I will get married…once I find a guy that is not a douchebag.
060. Careers in mind – I want to be a writer for soap operas, be a teacher or a life coach (That’s a joke. I have no business trying to give guidance to anyone).
061. Rain or Snow - Snow
062. Gloves or Mittens – Mittens.
063. Favorite Girl's Name - Caitlin
064. Favorite Boy's Name – Braeden
065. Believe in Magic? – No, but I believe in smoke and mirrors.
066. Soda, Pop, or Coke? – Dr. Pepper
067. Brain or Brawn? – Brain. A smart guy can work out and get brawn, but a dummy is pretty much a dummy.
068. Prefer Lips or eyes – Eyes. I have enough lips for the two of us.
069. Great body or great Personality? Personality (well,, provided you don’t look like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man)
070. Do you want to be Shorter or taller? Shorter only when I go to Rodeo because the guys are short.
071. Do you want to initiate the relationship or him/her?—Boy takes the lead so girl won’t feel whorish for jumping boy’s bones.
072. Romantic or spontaneous – Romantic. I can’t be spontaneous. I’m allergic to too many things.
073. Nice stomach or nice arms – Nice stomach. One of us has to have one… :D
074. Sensitive or loud – Who made this craphole survey? This doesn’t make sense, but sensitive, I guess.
075. Hook-up or relationship – Relationship. You can hook up with that person over and over again.
076. Should you be friends first or date first? – Date first. I don’t date my friends. Water’s too murky.
077. Trouble maker or hesitant – Troublemaker is my middle name (As long as there’s sour Skittles for me to eat).
078. Chivalry or not? – Chivalry goes a long way.
079. Favorite Board Game – Dirty Operation. You have to take a shot and pull off an item of clothing every time you mess up.
080. Lost glasses/contacts – Not applicable. Does a lost mind count?
081. Ran away from home – I was kidnapped once. I don't think that's the same thing.
082. Held a gun/knife for defense? – I have my daddy’s gun. I’m supposed to shoot first and then ask questions later.
083. Killed someone? – Uh….no.
084. Heartbroken – Always.
085. Been arrested – No, but I fantasize about officers and cuffs.
086. Done anything illegal – Uh….maybe. hehehe
087. Cried when someone died --Many times.
088. Cried by yourself – Many times. I don’t like crying in front of people. Tears are emotional blackmail.
089. Laughed til you cried? – Yup. Snorted, too.
090. Believe in Miracles? – Sure do. I’m living proof.
091. Believe in Love at first sight? – Sure do. Happened to me once.
092. Heaven – is lounging on a beach with hot cabana boys bringing you fruity drinks with lots of liquor and umbrellas.
093. Santa Claus – Tried to feel me up at the Blue Santa event last December.
094. Say 'I Love you' on the first date – Only if you’re talking to a bottle of gin.
095. Sex on the first date – Hey. It happens. :D
096. Hold hands on the first date – Why not?
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now – Yes. I miss him like crazy.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life – Absolutely not, but I know that I need to get off my ass and work hard to get there.
099. Do you believe in God? – Absolutely.
100, Is anybody going to take this from you? Prolly not. It’s a loooot of questions.
State of the Union: Whatever
Listening to:You Have Been Loved by Sia
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Meme: In 2008
****Update*****
There were more questions I forgot to ask. Scroll down for the ~~~~~~2nd meme~~~~~~~
In 2008 Have You..
lost a best friend?
Yes and I remember him everyday.
stayed single most of the year?
Yes and I realized there are a lot of assclowns living in this city.
kissed someone new?
Yes and I refuse to name names.
had your heart broken?
Yes. Twice.
had a stalker?
Yes. He has been stalking me faithfully since 2004.
done something you've regretted?
Hell Yes. Show me someone that says they haven’t and I’ll call them a liar to their face.
cut class?
Yes. I learned my lesson and no longer will my friends be put above my studies.
were involved in something you'll never forget?
Yes. The Komen walk was awesome.
visited a different country?
Yes. Mexico. Ay yi yi!
lost something important to you?
Yes, but I’m trying to get it back.
got a gift you adore?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
tripped over a coffee table?
No. My coffee table is huuuge. I’d have to be blinder than Stevie Wonder to run into that thing.
dyed your hair?
No. My hair can barely hold extension glue, let alone serious chemicals.
came close to losing your life?
Yes. There are angels everywhere keeping us from f---ing up royally everyday.
read a great book?
Several. I couldn’t imagine a world without books in it.
saw one of your favorite bands/artists live?
Yes. George Strait. Still hot.
Did you fall in love?
Yes, with an Aston Martin DB9 Volante.
Do you like someone right now?
Yes. It would be nice to know that he likes me, too.
- ->2008: Friends and Enemies
Did you meet any new friends this year?
Yes. Tisha and Tomi and Jonathan and Lyle (not done in favorites, just in the order I met them)
Did you dislike anyone?
Yup. Same people as last year.
Did you make any new enemies?
I’m sure I did, but they don’t matter enough for me to care.
Did you resolve any fights?
Yes and no. Everyone is getting one last chance in 2009 and then, that's it!
Did you grow apart from anyone?
Yes. It’s sad, but, at the end of the day, it is what it is.
Do you have any regrets when it comes to your friendships?
You can sit around and get angry thinking about the people from your past that used you, betrayed your trust, or hurt you, but, in the end, it’s best not to dwell on the people from your past because there’s probably a damned good reason why they didn’t make it into your future.
- ->2008: Your BIRTHDAY!
Did you have a party?
Yes. Luau, baby!
Did you get any presents?
Yes. Some were awesome. Some were pathetic. Some were totally WTF were you thinking?
If so what was the best thing you liked?
I loved my Tiffany oval necklace and bracelet.
- ->2008: All about YOU
Did you change at all this year?
I’ve learned to be self-reliant and I’ve learned how to cut my losses,
Did you get your hair cut?
I got ‘em all cut.
Did you change your style?
Every other week it seems.
Were you in school?
Yes.
Did you get good grades?
All except College Math. How the heck do I get an A in Trig and a C in College Math? WTH? I will be repeating that class this spring.
Did you have a job?
Yeah. Now ask me if I like it…..
Did anyone close to you give birth?
Clare just spit out another novio for me.
Did you move at all?
Yes. I finally left the hood. *Happy Dance Time*
Did you go on any vacations?
Several.
Would you change anything about yourself now?
I’d have a smaller waist, a bigger ass, and hair down to my butt that I didn’t have to pay for. :D
Was 2008 a good year?
No, not really. People I love need to stop dying.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2nd Meme~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where did you begin 2008?
At Sonya's Death to 07 James Bond 007 Party.
What was your status on Valentine's Day?
Engaged, technically.
Did you have to go to the hospital?
Yes. I hate hospitals.
Did you have any encounters with the police?
I asked a cop to handcuff my hands over my head. He just laughed.
What did you purchase that was over $100?
Shoes. Lauren Conrad dress. Camera.
Did you know anybody who got married?
David and Karen. Seth and Jenn. Chris and Alma.
What sporting events did you attend?
U.T. Football Games. Spurs game. Soccer matches
What is the one thing you thought you would not do, but did, in 2008?
Got married in a Buddhist soul-binding ceremony
What have been your favorite moments?
The day I got married. The day I won big at roulette in Vegas.
Any new additions to your family?
My cousin had a baby.
What was your best month?
August, I guess because I went to Cabo.
Who has been your best drinking buddy?
Jonathan. He puts out. :D
Favorite Nights out?
My favorite nights were spent "in."
Other than home, where did you spend most of your time?
Toss up between work and school.
Have any car accidents?
No, surprisingly.
Do you have a New Years resolution?
Sure do. The world had better watch out because Slayer is back on her grind.
Do anything embarrassing?
Everyday of 08.
Buy anything new from eBay?
Sure did.
Get married or divorced?
Got married and widowed.
Get arrested?
Only by the Border Patrol on Halloween at Rodeo.
Been snowboarding?
Not this year. I should have gone.
Did you get sick this year?
Sure did.
Been naughty or nice?
Nicely naughty.
Are you happy to see 2008 go?
Yes. This has been one of the worst years of my life. It can *only* get better.
State of the Union: Listless
Listening to: I Don't Care by Fall Out Boy |
Posted: 12:30 PM, Mon 29 Dec 2008 in meme |
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Meme: Wicked Garden
I stolded this from Ms. Behavin's Vox Blog
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Somewhere Only We Know--Keane
2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Superwoman--Alicia Keyes
3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Labios Compartidos--Mana (It means shared lips for all you non-Spanish speakers)
4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
What Goes Around..Comes Around--Justin Timberlake
5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Live Until I Die--Clay Walker
6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
I'm Gonna Find Another You--John Mayer
7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Freaky Gurl-- Gucci Mane
8.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Through the Rain--Mariah Carey
9. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
You Could be Mine--Guns N Roses
10 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Tonto Corazón by Grupo Maravilla (means stupid heart in Spanish)
11.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE/LOVE?
Just You and Me-Jayson Belt
12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Infinity--Merrick
13. WHAT -DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?)
I Used to Love Him--Lauryn Hill & Mary J. Blige
14 WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE/LOVE?
Ni Que Valieras Tanto--Poder del Norte (This song loses the bitchiness when you translate from English to Spanish, but it's basically saying that its not like you're worth much)
15 WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
I Hate Everything--George Strait (That explains a lot)
16. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I Slept With Someone From Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This T-Shirt--Fall Out Boy
17 What will they play at your funeral?
Disarm--Smashing Pumpkins
18. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Collide--Howie Day
19 WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Volunteers--Jefferson Airplane
20. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Living on a Prayer--Bon Jovi
21. WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Come As You Are--Nirvana
22. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy--Kenny Chesney
23. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET
Beautiful World--Coldplay
24. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Slow Like Honey--Fiona Apple
25. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Solo Por Un Beso--Aventura (means Only for a kiss)
26 WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Hey Jude--Beatles
27.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Who Knew--Pink
28 IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Hold My Han--Hootie & the Blowfish
29 WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
We Bury the Hatchet--Garth Brooks
30 WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Wicked Garden--Stone Temple Pilots
State of the Union: Deprived
Listening to: Who Wouldn't Wanna Be Me by Keith Urban
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Meme: I Loooooove Memes
I stolded this from SassyPants' blog. Plus it's "slag-off" day at work. Well, not officially, but I'll be *damned* if I'm working and no one else is......
How serious are your feelings for the person you like?
Fairly serious.
Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?
Yup and he stalked my ass so well that I will *never* do that again.
Do you think your ex still loves you?
Yup.
How long have you and your boyfriend/girlfriend been dating?
I don't know how to answer this one because I don't know if he's my boyfriend or not, but, if he is, then we've been dating like three months.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Paul.
Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?
Yes. It blows.
Know anyone with such a terribly annoying voice that you can't even stand it?
God yes!
Are you wearing socks?
No, but I'm wearing stockings and garters. Does that count?
Who was the last girl you talked to?
Alex and Lisa were in the room at the same time, so them.
Did you date anyone this past summer?
Yes. Bunch of punkasses.
Can you last in a relationship for more than 3 months?
Yes. Will they screw me over before the three months is up is the real question.
Have you ever had a difficult relationship?
Aren't all relationships difficult? Yes, I've been in several.
What are you doing today?
Doing this meme, finishing the last of my work, then getting off so I can go get dressed for the ACC Holiday party that I'm going to with Gay Boyfriend Paul.
Did anything weird happen in the past 3 days?
My whole life is weird, but I guess the weirdest thing that happened was running into the first guy I ever put a restraining order on in Banana Republic.
How old is the first person on your top? (My Space wise, all you non-My Space whores)
She's 27.
Does anyone call you babe?
Yes.
Do you want anything?
An LCD 46" television (which I hope the Hanukkah Armadillo remembers) a Wii, Gossip Girl season 1 on DVD, Lost Season 4 on DVD, and a kiss from a particular boy at midnight on New Years.
When's the last time you were surprised?
My birthday. Gifts from deceased people tend to do that to you.
Where is the person you miss most?
In Heaven.
What's your current problem?
Toss up between my big jiggly-puff belly and finding a belly dancing top that will hold my girls and not make me look like a stripper.
Looking back, did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl?
Sure did. I have now learned how to cut my losses.
Who do you talk to when you're sad?
I don't talk when I'm sad. I send a text to a particular boy and tell him I need hugs.
Regret doing anything in the past week?
Yes and no. It was stupid, but it gave me clarity.
What are you NOT looking forward to?
Finals next week.
Have you ever made anyone laugh when they were crying?
Yes. I am good for random, goofy comments at inappropriate times.
Who was the last person that you hugged?
Jonathan.
Have you ever kissed an ex after you'd broken up?
Yes and I stopped doing that crap because it never ends well.
Most missed memories?
When I was a kid. Everyone I loved was still alive and I had no responsibilities and I was free.
Do you have expensive jewlery or clothes?
Yes. I *am* a shopaholic, afterall.
Do you think you are materialistic?
I like knowing that I work hard so that I can buy myself whatever I want.
Do your friends know everything about you?
Nope.
Do you believe in second chances?
Depends on the offense.
What are some things that you have to have everywhere you go?
Cell phone, lip gloss and a purse.
When's the last time you did something you knew was wrong?
Two Valentine's Days ago?
If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
Summer
Have you ever been out past curfew?
Curfew? How old was the person that made this survey?
Are you enemies with a former friend?
Not enemies, but they definitely aren't on my present buying list.
Have you ever kissed/made out with a boy/girl that you weren't dating?
Yes.
State of the Union: Sleepy
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Posted: 2:23 PM, Fri 5 Dec 2008 in meme |
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Meme: It's my Liver and I'll Drink if I Want to
When I'm drunk, I tend to:
Dance a lot and make out
Shots or beers?
Shots OR beer? I can’t chose. That's just wrong. I love them both.
Do you have a drinking buddy?
When I’m drinking, everyone is my buddy.
Do you get angry?
Nope. I’m a happy drunk. You’ve seen the pictures.
Do you puke?
I used to do it on purpose so that I wouldn’t absorb all the calories, but I realized that was kinda gross, so I cut it out.
After 7 drinks how are you?
Still dancing and still making out. (Hey, at least I'm consistent)
Tequila does what to you?
Makes ugly boys look hmm-mm goooooood.
Vodka makes you?
Very whorish
Do you do things you wouldn't normally do sober?
Not really. Oh, except the time I think I did the nasties with a troll.
Do you pass out?
Nope. Passing out is quitting and I ain't no quitter
Do you drink girly drinks?
When I’m hanging around girls.
Worst drink you've ever had?
Thunderbird when I was 13.
Do you play drinking games?
Only the ones that carry on into the bedroom. *evil grin*
Favorite Beer?
Dos Equis and Becks
What is your favorite shot?
Tequila, baby, followed closely by woo woo shots.
What will you NOT drink?
Coors Light, Keystone, Naty Light, Chivas, or Jager.
What is your hang-over cure?
I come from a looooong line of alcoholics. I don’t get hangovers.
Do you like frozen drinks?
Hell yeah!
Do you ever drink out of the bottle?
Champagne when it’s my birthday and beer because, well, that’s what you do.
Are you drunk right now?
It’s too early for that.
Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages on daily basis?
No. I come from a long line of alcoholics, but I didn’t say I was one.
Do you drink a lot of wine?
Nope. Wine tastes like ass.
When's the last time you drank?
Friday night.
Name someone that will repost this survey?
Whoever is bored.
Ever been streaking while drunk?
No, but I did it when I lost a bet.
Ever carried someone up & down the same flight of stairs due to their drunkness?
I had someone leaning on me very heavily. He felt like he weighed a ton and it’s a good thing I’m built like the Incredible Hulk.
Puked in a friend's car?
Heck no! People that can’t hold their liquor shouldn’t be allowed to drink.
What is the last beer you drank?
Newcastle on Friday.
Can you handle shots?
The real question is can they handle ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Do you turn into a chain smoker while drunk?
Nope, I’m allergic to cigarette smoke which makes dating a smoker very challenging.
Do you know your limits?
Yes, and I break on through to the other side.
Ever woken up asleep on the bathroom floor after a wild night out drinking?
No. Gross!. Even in my worst moments, I still manage to crawl into bed.
What alcohol makes you get sick?
Jager and Everclear if they aren’t mixed properly.
Ever chipped a tooth from drinking?
No, thank goodness.
Do you crave fast food when you're drunk?
I usually want tacos from the taco stand. Hmmm, suizas.
Who is the funniest drunk you know?
Jonathan. He tells silly stories mixed in with trivia questions mixed in with random jokes mixed in with compliments about how hot I am.
When's the last time you were completely hammered?.
The night after my friend, Fernando, got killed. I vowed to never get that wasted ever again.
Got any friends who can drink like nobody's business?
Quite a few.
Are you a loud or quiet drunk?
I’m a loud, happy, giggly drunk (Lord knows you know this already from the pics I’ve posted)
Ever had sex while drunk?
Uh….who hasn’t?
Are you a blackout drunk?
Nope, though with some of the uglies I’ve made out with, I wish I was!
Do you like Smirnoff Ice?
No, but I like Smirnoff vodka mixed with pineapple juice.
At what age did you start drinking?
My sister made me vomit on Thunderbird when I was 13. My dad gave me my first mixed drink (a Hurricane) when I was sixteen, but I didn’t drink on a regular basis until I was 21.
Ever been in a drunken fight?
Nope. Wait, do arguments count?
Have you ever been drunk with the person who posted this before you?
Yes. With her whole family, actually
State of the Union: Jonesing for a drink, actually
Listening to: Free Bird being played on Guitar Hero
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Meme: I Have Come to Realize.....
I stoleded this from my friend Claribel on My Space. She has nothing better to do other than memes because she has Braxton Hicks right now. I have nothing better to do because I finished all my work early so I could f--- off all afternoon. See? I knew all that education would pay off for something.....
1. I've come to realize that my hair.............will grow back someday.
2. I've come to realize that my heart...............was stomped into a million pieces and will never, ever mend properly.
3. I've come to realize that my job........sucks but pays the bills and will do until I get that diploma in my hot little hands.
4. I've come to realize that when I'm driving......I sing and dance and probably look off my rocker to the people driving alongside me.
5. I've come to realize that I need........to finish school, to win the lottery, and to find my second-best soul mate, but not necessarily in that order.
6. I've come to realize that I have lost.........two of the only people that will ever love me unconditionally.
7. I've come to realize that I don't like when.........my friends ask me for advice, go and do the opposite of what I told them, and then expect me to have a shoulder ready for them to cry on.
8. I've come to realize that the opposite sex.......are easier to understand than girls, don't have an agenda other than getting laid as much as humanly possible, and are good for cuddling.
9. I've come to realize that money.....isn't the be-all-end-all but it sure helps!
10. I've come to realize that certain people.......never learn from their mistakes and it's just easier to let them go on being foolish than to make yourself sick trying to get them to see the error of their ways.
11. I've come to realize that I'll always be......nice and caring one minute and bitchy and sarcastic the next. My moods change like the wind.
12. I've come to realize that .....I have a hard time cutting my friends off, but I am rapidly getting over it.
13. I've come to realize that my mom.......is not as strong as I always thought she was and maybe I should cut her some slack.
14. I've come to realize that my cell phone.......is the Devil and texting is why I am rapidly developing carpal tunnel.
15. Before I went to sleep last night i realized......that my life is 180 degrees different than where it was at this time last year.
16. I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning....... nothing is promised and I still don't understand why the Lord keeps waking me up everyday.
17. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking.......sad thoughts. This is going to be a sad holiday season.
18. I've come to realize that my dad.....is a lot more like my other dad than he wants to admit.
19. I've come to realize that when I get on My-space........it's really to see what kind of crap has been going on in my friend's lives.
20. I've come to realize that today..........was a slow day and I really needed one after all the ripping and running I've done this week.
21. I've come to realize that tonight........I might just stay home and spend some time in that expensive apartment that keeps guard over my clothes.
22. I've come to realize that tomorrow......is not promised and I intend to enjoy my little sister's birthday party because it makes me happy to see her happy.
23. I've come to realize that I really want.....to get married someday. Scary, isn't it?
24. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to re post......is a meme fiend like myself.
25. I've come to realize that life......is the most important gift you will ever be given and those that choose to give up or squander it are morons of the highest order.
26. I've come to realize that my friends....are the people that have been there for me during the dark times and not just when things were going great or when they needed me.
State of the Union: Reflective and Pensive
Listening to: A Little Respect by Erasure |
Posted: 3:39 PM, Fri 7 Nov 2008 in meme |
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Meme: 35 Little Secrets
This was swiped from Laurie's My Space page. I keep waiting for her to say, 'Slayer, no swiping!" a la Dora the Explorer.
[ONE Who was your last text..:]
Lyle (Hottie from previous entry)
[TWO] Where was your default pic taken?
In Cancun in May (on the blog site) but in my living room the night before I moved out of the hood (on My Space).
[THREE] Your relationship status?
Single, but not for long.
[FOUR] Have you ever lost a close friend?
Many.
[FIVE] What is your current mood
Nervous. Excited. Scared.
[SIX] What's your brother's name?
Brandon, Gianni, and John.
[SEVEN ] What's your favorite color?
*looks around her blog* Ummmmm....pink? Maybe? :D
[EIGHT] Where do you wish you were right now?
On the beach in Greece with a hot boy.
[NINE] Have you ever been in trouble with the cops?
Once in Louisiana on a dark, stormy night.
[TEN] Ever had a near death experience?
Yes.
[ELEVEN] Something you do a lot?
Text.
[TWELVE] Angry at anyone?
Do I count? I am angry with myself for eating that McRib, but man, it was goood.
[THIRTEEN] What's stopping you from going for the person you like?
Disloyalty. I will make myself get over that.
[FOURTEEN] When was the last time you cried?
Monday?
[FIFTEEN] Is there anyone you would do anything for?
My mama. I'm giving up Australia in December because she doesn't want to miss my nana this Christmas season. I have the feeling we will be crying together. ONLY my mother would be worth missing wearing a bikini in December on a beach surrounded by hottie boys.
[SIXTEEN] What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
People I love.
[SEVENTEEN] Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Alexis.
[EIGHTEEN] What is your favorite song?
Sad Caper by Hootie and the Blowfish.
[NINETEEN] What are you doing right now?
Doing this meme, obviously. ;P Actually, I was just telling my friend that I'm debating mass texting everyone in my phone with," I'm horny...oh, and McRib is back!!!!!"
[TWENTY] Who do you trust right now?
Lisa and Alexis. They get the brunt of my secrets now that my nana and Gianni are gone.
[TWENTY-ONE] Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
El Mercado in downtown Cancun.
[TWENTY-TWO] Who did you hold hands with last?
Jonathan on Sunday? Monday?
[TWENTY-THREE] What is your lucky number?
31. It's been a lucky year for me. Well, considering I've only been 31 for like a couple of weeks. (hehehe)
[TWENTY- FOUR] Who is your friend that is closest to you?
Lisa. We can't ever break up because we each know where the other buried the bodies......
[TWENTY- FIVE] Describe your life in one word?
Chaotic.
[TWENTY- SIX] Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Yes, and some other "too hot for tv" stuff, too. :D
[TWENTY-SEVEN] Who are you thinking of right now?
Claudia Zacarra from General Hospital. I'm wondering if she's going to really let her daddy die or not (He's a mobster and having a stroke and she's sitting there watching it happen, but he's really mean to her and almost had her killed, so I can see why she's hesitating).
[TWENTY-EIGHT] What should you be doing right now?
Working, probably.
[TWENTY-NINE] What did you do yesterday?
Went to work, went on a date, watched MTV and then went to bed.
[THIRTY] What are you listening to?
Boys With Girlfriends by Meiko.
[THIRTY- ONE] Who was the last person you hugged?
Jonathan.
[THIRTY- TWO] Who do you hate at this moment?
I don't hate anyone, but I STRONGLY dislike one of the supervisors at work for firing my friend when she is the laziest person out there, this skank at work that keeps messing around with married men, one of my so called friends that's acting like a hypocritical beyotch right now...oh, and the ubiquitous Amanda. I will actively dislike that whore everyday for the rest of my life.
[THIRTY- THREE] Do you act differently around the person you like?
Nope. I'm a brat around him and, seeing as he's just like me, he enjoys it immensely.
[THIRTY- FOUR] What is your natural hair color?
Reddish brown.
[THIRTY- FIVE] Who was the last person to make you laugh
Alex.
*This was a tame meme. I thought it was going to segue into dirty, sexy questions or something*
State of the Union: Nervously excited
Listening to: Wonderful Surprise by Shawn Hlookoff |
Posted: 5:02 PM, Wed 29 Oct 2008 in meme |
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Meme: Gifty, Gifty
It’s semi-cute and semi annoying. I went to my mama’s house and my little sister asked me did I get my present. I had no idea what she was talking about. She pulls out a wrapped box and hands it to me. I didn’t think anything about it until I opened it today and saw it was a box with postal stickers on it. Turns out my little sis, in her infinite boobiness, wrapped up my gifty meme box sent from Laurie. I asked her about it and she said that my friend sent me a birthday present and forgot to wrap it, so she did it for her and kept it until my birthday that way my mama wouldn’t open it.
I wanted to pop her in the head and hug her at the same time. My little sister knows how much my mom pisses me off when she opens my stuff, so she tried to protect me. Little butthead. Laurie got me goodies! And they were good goodies, too. The Gifty Fairy sent me:
*A cute Hello Kitty bag. (Hello Kitty is winking on it. What a flirt! Just like me!)
*A pack of Disney Princess pens with a sticky that said, ‘These were strong women who found happiness and love in the end and you will, too.’
*A dinosaur pen that says, “Dynamite” on it (My MySpace name is Dee Dee Dynamite).
*A magnetic picture frame for my refrigerator with a sticky note that said ‘no need to explain.’ (I laughed at that.)
*A purse sized photo album that said, ‘For all your adventures.” (I’m going to fill it with pictures of boys!)
*A cd called Magical Belly Dance with a hot chick in an Egyptian belly dance costume and a sticky that said, ‘Because this is your passion.’
*A hot pink rhinestone iron-on that says “Girls Rule!” with a sticky that says ‘AMEN TO THAT!’
*A post card from where she lives in….Can I say what state you live in, Laurie? I don’t know if you have stalkers like me. Anyway, the town is really pretty and it makes me want to visit.
*A pink and white 45th anniversary Barbie plate that has a pair of pink sunglasses and reads,’A little sassy…but oh, so classy.”
I am touched to the bottom of my dark and twisty little heart, Laurie. I LOVED everything and you picked things that you knew I would like. I totally heart you.
State of the Union: Tickled and touched all rolled into one
Listening to: You Have Been Loved by Sia (So apt)
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Posted: 11:41 PM, Sun 12 Oct 2008 in meme |
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Meme: My Name(s)
YOUR REAL NAME: (Initials) DRF
YOUR GANGSTA NAME (1st 4 letters plus izzle): Demeizzle
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color + fave animal): Pink Unicorn
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name + childhood street): Regina Valiant
YOUR STAR WARS NAME (last 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name + first 3 letters of Mom's maiden name): Intdefli
YOUR SUPER HERO NAME (2nd fave color + fave drink): Silver Chi-Chi
YOUR IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name + 3rd letter of your last name + any letter of your middle name + 2nd letter of your Mom's maiden name + 3rd letter of your Dad's middle name + 1st letter of a sibling's first name + last letter of your Mom's middle name): Eiglaje
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM NAME (Grandma/Grandpa's first name + Jones): Helena Jones
YOUR GOTH NAME (Black + name of one of your pets): Black Caprichosa
YOUR AMERICAN IDOL NAME (fav car and sea food): Aston Martin Lobster
NAME OF YOUR DREAM BAND (name of computer + printer): Mac Hewlett Packard
MOVIE STAR NAME (Sibling's middle name + mother in law's maiden name) Varenne (Lord knows I'm not married)
YOUR ALTER EGO NAME (name of one your childhood pets + popular brand of clothes when you were young): Sambo Gap
YOUR LAWYER NAME (fav actor's last name + fav hard liquor): Metcalfe Tequila
YOUR HIP HOP NAME (fav candy + fruit): Skittles Pineapple
State of the Union: Smiley
Listening to: Harder to Breathe by Maroon 5
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Vox Mirror Post: Meme: Yeah, I Stole it. And?
I stolded this one from Sassypants' My Space page. Yes. I am a meme stealer, but I'd rather do mindless memes than bash someone who is severely annoying me right now over the head with my keyboard, so meme it is
Could you see yourself with someone forever?
Besides Aidan Turner from All My Children? Yup. One man. Total Wanker.
What is your birthstone?
Pink Tourmaline (See? I was *destined* for pinkness)
Have you ever been to Hooters?
Yeah! It has my four favorite things: wings, beer, boys, and football.
Do you know anyone who is having a baby?
Claribel
Have you ever been called heartless?
By my stalker's mother
When is the last time you did something you said you wouldn't do?
I said I wouldn't take my ex back and I did.
Then he promptly f---ed up.
Have you ever missed someone, and re-connected with them?
Claribel and Gabrielle.
Do you curse a lot?
Like a fucking sailor.
Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
I hope so.
What was the last thing you cried about?
Meg reminded me of how much we're alike.
Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
No, but the circumstances of the relationship tend to be messed up from the beginning.
What are the last spoken words you heard?
"Are you still dating that beaner from Cohuila?" (My friend, Pete, does not believe in being politically correct)
Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Meg
Who is the last person you talked on the phone with?
Pete
Are you going anywhere for next summer?
Greece
Did you have plans today?
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Vox Mirror Post: Meme: Random Questions on a Random Meme
I stolded this from Windy's My Space page, so blame her. Passing the blame. I must be a Republican. Hehehe.
How old was the last person you kissed?
Ummm...err......22...cough...cough.
Has someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?
Yes..that lying bastard.
When was the last time you talked to your number 2 on your top?
We PM each other on My Space like every other day, but she has a passel of kids, so we don't talk on the phone much.
Have you ever peed in the woods?
Uh...no because that would require me to go *in* the woods and black people don't do that. That's why we don't get eaten by bears. LOL.
Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Tough guys wear pink.
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I slipped a letter into my nana's casket.
Can you change the oil on a car?
Nope, that's what Jiffy Lubes are for.
What is your usual bedtime?
I'm in bed before twelve every night that's not a "bar night."
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Nope and that's probably why I usually get my way.
Does it take a lot for you to cry?
No, but I will punch you in the face if you make me cry in public.
What is making you happy right now?
The fact that I can actually see carpet in my closet right now (I'm almost done!!!!!)
Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night?
Nope. I was having weird dreams.
Do you really care what other people think about you?
I would like to say that I don't, but I do. Provided that I like you. If I don't, who cares?
When was the last time you were told you were beautiful?
Does,"Hey, you're smokin' hot" count?
What is bothering you right now?
One of my friends has disappeared off the radar and I'm worried about her.
How have you felt today?
Pissed off at having to wake up. Pissed off because I don't understand Trig. Pissed off because two heifers in my department took a week and a half off and there's only four people in my department to begin with. Turned on because said Trig teacher is HOT, HOT, HOT and he's the ONLY reason why I went to class today.
Who has your Myspace password besides you?
Tom.
When was the last time you talked to your number 1 on top friends?
Saturday? Sunday?
Have you ever cried and not known what for?
Contrary to popular belief, I am a chick, so yes.
What are you wearing on your feet?
Black 3 inch heels from Unlisted
Do you have any plans for today?
I plan to make cookies since Steven is coming over to tutor me so I don't fail Trig. I love a man that accepts baked goods as payment.
Do you like your name?
Now I do. As a kid, hell to the no.
Do you like being in pictures?
As long as I'm not showing my nipples, my Britney, or staring drunkenly into space, yes.
Are you happy at the moment?
Yeah, because my shift is almost over.
Last person who drove you somewhere?
My daddy.
Are you a morning person or a night person?
I'm a midday person.
Are you a forgiving person?
Not by nature. It's something I'm learning. Very. Very. Slowly.
Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
Rolando
What are your plans for tomorrow?
Work, homework, belly dancing class, watching Real World/Road Rules: The Island
Do you know anyone that likes you?
Does my mama count?
Talk to your ex's?
All of them except the psycho one.
Have you ever dated someone older than you?
Twice. Disastrous both times.
Have you ever been kissed in a basement?
In Schenectady.
Do you get distracted easily?
No, I can multitask, though.
Have you ever played Twister?
Sober? Not since I was a kid. Drunk? Uh.....yup.
Do you have trust issues?
Their name is Legion, for they are many.
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you can talk to?
Multiple.
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
God, yes.
Are you open with your feelings to people?
I don't have to be. Everything I think or feel is revealed on my face.
Do you have any bruises?
I am the clumsiest person ever. I count three right now, but the night is still young.
Are you looking for a boyfriend//girlfriend?
Nope, just a date to the prom. LOL.
What was the last thing to make you laugh?
Steven reminding me about an unfortunate incident I haven't had the courage to blog about yet because I KNOW everyone is going to laugh. |
Posted: 2:32 PM, Mon 15 Sep 2008 in meme |
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meme: Because I am a Woman of My Word
I know that Chica will flog me if I don't follow through. I'll answer for you and, because I'm feeling very generous (and a tadbit under the weather) you don't have to reciprocate and post it on your own.
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of pies to throw at you.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to me.
5. I'll tell you my first thought of you.
6. I'll tell you what color you should be to match your persona.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I 'll determine whether your air, earth, fire, water, wood.
9. I'll tell you what your nickname should be.
10. I'll tell you what cartoon character you remind me of.
State of the Union: Siiiiiick
Listening to: Some lady yammering in my ear about a lost payment |
Posted: 12:02 PM, Wed 2 Jan 2008 in meme |
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meme: Because I'm Bored
1. Name one person who made you laugh last night.
My Funny Bunny.
2. What were you doing at 8:00 a.m.?
Throwing a shoe at the alarm clock.
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Standing in line buying High School Musical II.
4. What happened to you in 2006?
I fell in love with Paris. (the country, not the whore)
5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
I know this bitch didn't just steal my parking spot.
6. How many beverages did you have today?
Orange juice, water, tea, horchata.
7. What color is your hairbrush?
Camel colored.
8. What was the last thing you paid for?
Some unmentionables from La Perla online.
9. Where were you last night?
Making dinner for my dad and brother.
10. What color is your front door?
Black on the outside, white on the inside
11. Where do you keep your change?
Change? What change? I use plastic for everything
12. What’s the weather like today?
Brisk with partly cloudy skies (I sound like a weather girl, huh?)
13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Strawberry gelato.
14. What excites you?
Shopping, dancing, soap operas and sex. (But not necessarily in that order)
15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Nope, the last haircut was disastrous, resulting in me now having to wear extensions until it grows back.
16. Are you over the age of 25?
Not according to my fake i.d.
17. Do you talk a lot?
Certified yapper.
18. Do you watch the O.C.?
When it reruns on Soap Net.
19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
12 dudes with that spelling. 17 Stephens and 1 Stefan
20. Do you make up your own words?
Yuppers.
21. Are you a jealous person?
Only when it comes to shoes.
22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
Alma.
23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’.
Krisily.
24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
Marlena.
25. What does the last text message you received say?
Where u at, Whore? We're already drinkin
26. Do you chew on your straw?
No.
27. Do you have curly hair?
Only when I buy it like that.
28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
Boston in January. It's gonna be coooooold!
29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
I work in the collections department. Need I say more?
30. What was the last thing you ate?
A wing from Hooters.
31. Will you get married in the future?
Future looks dim. Please try again later.
32.What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
Breakfast at Tiffany's.
33. Is there anyone you like right now?
My funny bunny. He's probably reading this and smirking.
34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
This morning. I can't stand a messy kitchen.
35. Are you currently depressed?
No, but I am in a definite recession.
36. Did you cry today?
No, but it was a close call on the eliptical this morning and now the marriage question is making me think......
37. Why did you answer and post this?
Because I can't resist a meme
State of the Union: Pensive
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Posted: 8:34 PM, Mon 17 Dec 2007 in meme |
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Meme: 21+ Questions
Would life be complete without a meme? Can you tell how bored I am at work today?
1) What is your favorite TV show? Buffy
2) What one word in your opinion describes you? indefatigable
3) What is your favorite CD at the moment? Those still exist?
4) How many contacts are in your cell phone? Less and less everyday
5) Favorite rock song? November Rain by Guns n Roses
6) Favorite sandwich? Turkey, bacon, avocado and pepper jack on ciabatta bread
7) What characteristic do you despise? Liars, manipulators, child abusers, wife beaters
8) Language you would love to learn? Italian or Russian
9) Do you throw your clothes away or donate them to charity? Do my cousins count as charity?
10) Hot Dog or Hamburger? Hamburger. You get meat and veggies.
11) Favorite vacation spot? Paris
12) Do you participate in group discussions or just sit and listen?
Participate mostly, but talk smack under my breath when the person is overly pretentious
13) Where would you retire to? Retirement? Have you seen the economy? We'll all be working at Walmart at 70.
14) What was your most recent memorable birthday? My boobs almost plopping out on my birthday cake when I turned the big 3-0
15) Favorite sport to watch? Are you ready for some FOOTBALL?!?!?!?!
16) Favorite saying? You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em (Not only is it an awesome country song, but kinda funny considering I don't gamble)
17) Are you a morning person or a night person? Night owl
18) Do you laugh out loud or keep it in? LOUD laugher alert
19) Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? I just saved 15% by switching to Geico
20) What did you want to be when you were little? Correspondent for Paris Match and the Washington Post
21) Favorite sweet tooth item? Chocolate truffles. So sinfully delicious
22) Favorite flower? Pink roses and orchids
23) What are you listening to right now? Back in Black by ACDC
24) Do you wish on stars? Yes. Corny, yes I know.
25) If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Periwinkle or Magenta
26) Favorite food to cook? Crawfish Etoufee or Bouillabaisse
27) Favorite wine? Blush or White Zinfandel because it makes me view the world through rose-colored glasses .
28) Favorite soda: Italian cream soda
29) Favorite beer: Toss up between Dos Equis and Becks
30) Favorite liquor? Champagne (does that count as a liquor or a wine?), Pimm's, Ketel One,
31) Favorite restaurant? Al Capone's Ristorante Italiano
32) Hair color? Red. No, really.
33) Siblings? Legions
34) Favorite days of the year? Christmas, New Years and Yom Kippur
35) What was your favorite toy as a child? my Atari
36) Summer or winter? I like Fall better
37) Hugs or kisses? Depends on who's doing it
38) Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
39) When was the last time you cried? Yesterday
40) What did you do last night? Friend's Birthday party followed by a marathon of playing Madden
41) Favorite scent? The smell of the surf at the beach
42) What are you afraid of? Clowns, crazy men wielding knived, going to Hell
43) If you could be any profession, what would you be? Porn star...just kidding, I'd be a serious journalist or a novelist
44) Who knows you better than anyone? God
45) Popcorn? Kettle corn, please
46) How many keys on your key ring? 4
47) Favorite day of the week? It's Friday, I'm in Love.
48) Favorite 80's Song? If You Leave by OMD or Tainted Love by Soft Cell
49) How many cities have you lived in? Three
50) Do you think your friends talk about you behind your back? No, they do it to my face. We're honest like that
State of the Union: Pooped ( long ass meme)
Listening to: Silver Lining by Rilo Kiley |
Posted: 5:06 PM, Mon 5 Nov 2007 in meme |
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Meme: Yup, It's About That Time.......
I founded this when I was doing blog restore. It's a couple of weeks old, but my blog wouldn't be a blog without a meme on it..............
1.) If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
A cell phone, an ipod video, credit cards, and an XOXO purse with matching wallet
2.) I have an fear of:
clowns, rats, dying old and alone as the "cat lady"
3.) What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
Kosher
4.) What weight were you when you were born?
I was premature and weighed 6 lbs, 3 oz. (yes, I was a fatty even then)
5.) What would you do if you were stranded on an island with the person you hate most?
Pelt her ass with coconuts
6.) What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
I was and I beat his ass, beat her ass (she was one of my best friends), and then I beat his ass again because he should have known better
7.) Do you stalk anyone on MySpace?
Nope, I ain't no MySpace whore
8.) I find the thought of childbirth:
A very frightening experience that, hopefully, my future surrogate will find very rewarding
9.) Next door to my house is:
My ghetto neighbors
10.) My feet are:
Clad in Steve Madden's
11.) My preferred style of jeans is:
Long and Lean by Gap. They make squatty girls like me look taller and skinnier
12.) Why is your #1 your #1?
Because I am a living Barbie and that's what I always carry
13.) Know how to cook?
Yup, and it's good, too
14.) I am annoyed with:
Kevin Federline trying to gouge Britney Spears for more money through a child custody battle since his gravy train is running out in November.
15.) What is the worst way you were dumped?
Casual indifference for me. A text for my friend (she is here and had to chime in)
16.) What child-related smell do you not like?
dirty diapers
17.) What sea creature scares you?
Octopuses all my life after watching that Popeye movie as a kid
18.) What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
Do highlights count as a hair color?
19.) What object have you broken most recently?
My cell phone (again...sigh)
20.) Name one of the Spice Girls.
Posh (the only one I could stand)
21.) What was the last thing to make you cry?
Realizing my brother that passed away four years ago is not going to turn 30 with me this year
22.) What are the stems on wine glasses for?
Something to hold onto as you break it over some touchy-feely boy's head
23.) My favorite shoes are:
Any shoe with a three inch heel, but Steve Madden's or Rampage if I have to list a brand
24.) Can you use chopsticks?
Not for their intended purpose, no.
25.) Do you prefer beaches or forests?
Beaches, because they have beach boys
26.) What serial killer do you find most disturbing?
Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer (but for different reasons)
27.) Who knows a secret or two about you?
My nana and my brother
28.) Have you ever burned yourself?
Do the losers I date count?
29.) Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
All the punks not getting invited to my birthday party
30.) Who are your heroes?
My mum, my nana, and Buffy
40.) Do you believe in things that last forever?
Yup. It's called a parent's love
41.) What are you listening to?
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
42.) What do you smell like?
Haiku. It's one of the only perfumes I can wear without sneezing
43.) Are you married?
Not that I'm aware of
44.) Does anyone regularly tell you they love you?
All the boys at the bar
45.) What's most confusing to you?
Coding crap on my blog
46.) Do you have any bad habits?
Yup and the are called Legion for they are many
47.) Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
Yup, until I realized I might get stuck in a room of crack babies with ADD, then I switched from Education to Business Management as my major.
48.) What is one thing you've learned about life?
To live it to the fullest because you only get one. Besides, life is too short for regrets.
49.) What's your favorite color?
Pink....duh
50.) Have you ever been stuck in an elevator?
Yes, and the sex was unbelievable
52.) Has anyone told you that they like you more than a friend?
Yes, but I told her I gave up women for Lent
53.) What are you looking forward to?
Snowboarding in New Mexico in November
54.) How are you today?
Groovin, on a Sunday afternoon.............. |
Posted: 12:56 AM, Tue 25 Sep 2007 in meme |
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